Nosebleed smells like period

Incase you guys don't know, i have undergone surgery last last saturday. It's a sinus surgery,go google. I wonders should i talk about how retard i behave in hospital?

You know that usually whenever people enter hospital, majority all of the patients always have sick gloomy dead face on the bed. EXCEPT FOR ME!

WHY?! D:

BECAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM SO EFFING HAPPY TO ACTUALLY ADMIT IN HOSPITAL OGMOGMOGMOMGOMGOMOMOGMOGM SOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!

no, no jokes.

I never admit in hospital in mai whole life :x At least i wanna try admit one time in mai whole fail life :DDDDD;;

The nurse goes O______________o

whenever they see me being soo happy.

I know right? who the hell wanna be happy admit in hospital?
There's more bullcrap happen in hospital, but im too lazy to state my bullcrap statement here :x
probably i should draw it out? lol. you gonna wait forever to see me produce one single comic har har. FYL

meanwhile, while my wound start to heal, i tend to have massive nosebleed for 1st few days. I,myself never experience nosebleed in my whole life, and i always tend to get jealous whenever my friends or my brother have nosebleed. In my brain was like omg its soo cool to bleed and you can act like you gonna have cancer and start trolling your friends and etc!

1st few days, nosebleed are cool. but after few days, the blood start to turn brown, and it look exactly like period. worst case? it smell like one too :x
It killed my sense of smell. well,not really killed,its just that you have to smell period in your fucking nose. so....

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