Saturday, December 1, 2012

Tolerate This son of a B-

-EAN

You bet i wont curse huh?

YOU ARE WRONG MARDAH FAKHAR! Eat that,Bitches!

Where should i start.... hmmm... I had experience in learning things for like 4 days,and was about to work but realize that this douchebag wasting my fucking time. Lemme introduce this 'OBASAN'.
He has chubby face, loves to wear pink MOST OF THE DAYS, Think that he's handsome when he has small eyes, nose fur that dangling out of his nose, even his FB profile photo looks derp. And he always have to look upon girls because he's short for a man's height.
  
I'm kind enough to describe you out,please thank me.
Anyway, he ask me to hang out one night to discuss about part time shit. 1st thing came to his brain, my body size.Well, i come here to talk about part time job,not talking about being fat or not, but if being skinny is your job requirement, Please, DO TELL ME EARLIER,So that i can prepare to be chopstick in front of you. for your info, he's doing bridal photoshoot shits. oh beside that he brag alot of shit and brag that his body is fit. Yeah,tell me about that when your 6 in 1 pack bouncing around each time you walk.

I'm telling you,working with him is hilarious yet stupid at the same time. Well, you can't blame me, i never work part time before, so obviously i have my noob moments to point out how silly the way he talks.
He talk like a geese. like henk henk henk HENK MADARFAKKAH HENK henk henk. and then when asking clients to tilt their head so that they can look slimmer. "do this pose like CHIAK" Chiak is tilting? lol new word for me. and then when he say chiak he start to crack his neck. lmao. he talk like Obasan yet he say that i bring my items around like an Obasan. lol.

His outdoor shoot was nice, but his indoor shoot especially studio kind. OMG ,i wanna like take two fork and jab my eyes. the editing is really made of rubbish.
its like you and your darling gonna shoot a scene that you both sitting on something and there's paste on it water and fake swans and ducks swimming around you. soo obvious that the photoshop look soo horrible on it. There's alot of other ugly editing around the photo. I don't know who do the editing,but if that's his idea,then omg,please get killed by a lorry.

Honestly,working with him is like total waste of time,listening his brag about how good his photoshoot or video, yet he don't want to put effort to guide people  of WHAT KIND OF SHOTS HE WANT. and when we take something else, he show sour face and shit. Start saying we sucks and there goes he bragging over and over again. he ask me to treat this not as working but learning, oh so i learn that he's the worst teammate i work with,and i learn absolutely rubbish rather gaining experience.


And i really never met a dude that is soo horny enough to ask me to introduce my fabulous friends to him when he actually has a gf (i think). and he think he's handsome. handsome? HANDSOME?! If you actually has a gf, man, i have to pity her for choosing you and your face and your OBASAN and hentai jiji attitude.

Honestly.I don't mind people critique my work so that i can be better, but i mind if you aren't teaching WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. I told him earlier, i wanted to learn more how to balance stabilizer since he brag that he got good knowledge about this shit. recently his worker piss him off and trigger him don't want to teach. ohhh selfish bastard,i help you alot in your goddamn shot,giving ideas,editing,finding songs and do artwork for free, and my payment is getting my knowledge soo little JUST because you piss off? he try to teach about how to take video, but i was wondering, why he did not put what he taught us  the elements just now into his previous video? yet using the same bollywood scene like couple run to each other turning around again and again and laughing like a retard  and poor editing skills in video. blah blah blah. Today was suppose for me to learn as much as i can because i wont be coming to his blardy shop often. Again, please get killed by a lorry.
oh and when he teach people, and i answer wrongly, he answer me include foul words. Yo obasan! chill your tits yo! and say that i bully him? oh please who would go to work everyday and listen to their boss talk about how fat you are?

It's just ugly and irritate me to watch his video again and again. He complain that i take too much rubbish even though my directing skills are better, but its the same thing apply to him  that he take nice video but the same scene for the past billion years! and every couple he shoot all look like a retard in his videossSSSSSSsssss . and never improve his idea.
he can't find a better wedding songs,expect me to give him alot of nice music for him,oh please i rather give to someone who has better video skill than you! oh and waw, really he give peanut pay to his workers? like rushing editing video for 1 day and expect to do soo great,but you only get rm30. oh and say treat it as experience. well, my experience at least HAS A DAMN GOOD REWARD OKAY?!
and best part, ask me to draw FREE artwork for him so that he can use it for his client's future wedding invitation card or shit. All my hardwork all drown into the drain.
Not only that, everytime he talk about my huge butt or fat in work, hey bitch, i come here to learn not to listen your insult! but thankfully the entire time my sarcasm was on just  to shut his mouth.
 Overall I have extremely lousy experience with him.

And i dislike his sister, oh god, because i'm someone's genius sister,doesnt meant that you can dump all the things to me ask me to pass to my genius brother right? DO IT YOURSELF OLD GRANDMA! and please,Pay him okay? doing for free isn't going to save your computer.

I think i losing my braincells rather gaining more knowledge in his stupid crappy shop. and please, close your shop, it save other client to have a better choice to have a nicer wedding shoot.

Incase you are reading my fabulous blog, I love my huge butt. It's sexy and i love it,and at least i can have the seat all for myself and not sharing with you. So be Jealous.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Butthurt Prick

Finally i decide to revive my crappy tasteless blog due to some shit. it's a good thing tho, thanks for pissing me off you shit head!

Recently, sorry, FEW FUCKING YEARS AGO YOU MADAR FAKAR!
There's this particular smart ass who actually grow in certain community. He act like a prick to MOST people without realizing it, and simply insults as if it's funny and end up in the back of the sentence JUST KIDDING. Just kidding? JUST KIDDING? JUST MOTHER FUCKING KIDDING?! and so... i'm pretty sure at that time there's few people who actually patient with his tasteless joke,exploded at him to tell him off.
and i heard that he actually send email apologizing to those people he offended. Okay, so from that day i start to think that hey, why don't give a 2nd chance,because he willing to change and shit.

Few years later,i heard he's back to being an ass, piss off quite a number of people with his WIKIPEDIA BRAIN and butt hurt when nobody care of his post etc etc. but hey, he didn't step on my tail.so it's fine. And then Today, oh lol, i shouldn't be piss off over small matter, but then i just dislike how he belittle me in my own goddamn post. It started off with a simple tag with my buddies. Then BAM! he came over and assume i tag the wrong person who have the same name as my friend. 
oh please, dude i know how to differentiate my friends name and whoever who have the same nick name as my buddy =_=
one thing about his friend who have the exact same nick as my buddy. I never talk to him or add him in fb, And you don't see me comment him in FB or meet up in some event lol? and i seldom join my hometown event, how can that be i know that dude very well?  and of cause i find it offensive that you assume me that i am so stupid or blur to tag wrong people? Just because my English not as fabulous as yours, doesn't meant that I'm so dumb enough to tag wrong people?

Okay he ask a simple question did he offend me very much, of course i give my most honest answer "YES YOU ARE". Simple and honest :) so i went out with my family,and come back home,check the post, and BAM, He unfriend me. lmao. and the best part he said in his fb which i can't see his status
"And another person goes off my friend's list.
I don't recall her posting anything good anyways. Apart from birthdays wishes."
Ohh... Sooo You assume whatever you post is good huh smartpants? tsk tsk tsk
But because some people are kind enough to tolerate your stupid dictionary behavior,obviously hiding their feeling of murder from you ,be grateful!
 









Because i'm such a kind person, i have a cure for your butt hurt that causes extremely painful for you.
I'm sure it works well on your butt hole too! :D

 but thanks for irritating the fuck out of me, because of you, you gave me inspiration to revive this blog,and promoting your personality to everyone.
                                                                    Thank you for reading. :)

Thursday, November 3, 2011

manly bishie? wait no.

This Post tribute to my best buddies, most of us annoyed with the same topic, i decided to talk shit about it! hope ya laike it ;D

Have you ever seen a girl who open humongous eye and call herself manly?
If no, go fuck yourself. If yes, welcome aboard to Mbek's crap airline. No wearing safety belt require :)

How do you even FEEL that the girl is very manly when they look like This?
ULTIMATE PIKA PIKA HUMONGOUS THICK LASHES :D

Good gracious, As if they look like they have ultimate long lash and self proclaim manly. i know bishie can look like this, but not manly!
OR maybe bishie boys merge into manly land, me understand no compute logics.
(i apologize i didn't draw humongous eyes lolol,but let say the drawing is humongous eyes and shit)
Beside that, I'm here to warning you about the newest virus call AIR BRAIN, wait, they aren't new, i just give them a prettier name rather airheaded.
they are among any of us, who knows WE ARE ONE OF THEM!!! DUN DUN DUN.
Why am i whiny about this? because recently, i'm not the only one who having shit time, im doing this for my buddy, i know she having hard time. BECAUSE OF AIR BRAINS!! =_=''
They self proclaim "shy" whatever dickshit you can think about it! lawl. And ridiculously think they outsmart people with their highly "IQ". the rest i mention in my previous post about air headed people. let me warn you, being friends with them, your friendship wont last that long, your depression,frustrated are futile against them,because they too thick head to even notice. Friendship to them is like Friends for benefit,and once they found out that you are useless to them, they just throw you like how they throw your dog! Sad facts ever. /sobs

Next, this is my another personal rant, You know, some people keep mentioning forever alone, like abusing the words and what not. You self proclaim you have no friends and very lonely, but the FACT is, you have friends among you,who willing to go out when they have time and shits with you. You don't know what is being alone means, nop, you don't. STOP FUCKING ABUSING THE WORDS YOU MADDAFAKKA #(@R%*@$#*T$#!!!

RANT 2: There's an amusing people i ever read in fb, Appearently Adding more friends in fb is more less consuming rather reading the updates from the group in fb. OH PLEASE OH PLEASE,Tell me MOAR lies PWEETY PLEASE :)


And air brains, I am not amuse with any of you.

STFUGTFO please. I don't wanna see you,ever. /crylikabitch ;-;

Sunday, October 9, 2011

MY FUCKING DAILY LIFE part 2

You know, when i having problems , i tried to...


and you just waste your second or minute of your life :B FYL

MY FUCKING DAILY LIFE

LATEST UPDATE?!
This is how i fucking deal with my fucking life.
It's a fucking short update after many fucking months,Deal with it.

You think you fucking emo,and you are the only fucking one who dealing more fucking shit, fuck you. I'm having same shitting fucking problems too, so fuck you again. Fuck you Airbrains, Fuck you allllllllllllllllll

Friday, April 22, 2011

Rubbish Video

Title says all :D



Yes, i get it, i never update a single shit due to college. Many shits happen, but for the moment, nothing much amusing to draw, unless i draw about my dog? lol.

anyway this is my 1st video edited in sony vegas, still got alot of things to learn 8D Still noob, so be considerate.

Enjoy people! Happy wasting time!!

Monday, January 17, 2011

SEKRET MISSION BIRTHDAY PARTY

WARNING FOR LONG IMAGE IS LONG
Just for your info, i'm too lazy to colour my hair in the drawing, hope'cha don't mind :3
derp, My real birthday is on 16 lol, my friends decided to celebrate my 21st birthday earlier. D:
After plan many birthday troll party for raz,blur and kc. I bet now the boys have to plan for the girls hahaha. I know surprise might happen or might not happen, so i decided to dress nicely for the day im hanging out with my groups for steamboat.

Set,KIRAAA

After dinner, we all went to kc's house since for discussion, but end up
went to his house for kinect orz, when its time to change cd to play para para,
kc ask me to go upstairs because lavena got something to show me in msn.


I waited quite long -_- but kc decide to let me watch something while waiting for lavena :X
After that ,went downstairs and continue play kinect and suddenly...

ULTIMATE 15 HAPPIEH FACE COMBO SURPRISE ME

No, i never expected my surprise birthday party will be at kc's house lol.
and yes, i'm quite stun and shock orz
Then here's the best part.
Blur,raz and kc decided to wear wig and bring birthday cake for me to blow the candle.




I'm sorry guys that i laugh too hard until i roll on the floor, i just can't help it, it's really unexpected because man, i wonder how in the world the girls made you guys wear wigs soo daringly!! To be honest, i really appreciate it very very much. Thanks man! sorry for the LOLROTFLMAO :D
And then ai haz caek,dayumm,me raike ohm nom nom. i know i'm going to gain weight, but who cares, 21st birthday. eat as much as i can :3 You know i get sugar high after eating sweets lol,so i decided to kiss the girls with my awesome cake and cream on my mouth ,and some didn't get to kiss by me, i put cream on their face dur dur dur...
After that, i decided to play kinect again and dance while eating cake, I know its a bad way since im eating and dancing lololol It's not the end yet, there's another batch 2 story,but i will upload probably evening later :3

Here's a Thank you

And thank you for the boys :D











Thank you soo much people!! :D i consider it that it's one of my 1st best birthday ever!!! LOVE YOU ALLZZZZZZZZZ

To be continue,next post :x